• A man with a goofy grin wearing a black t-shirt with 'Flock Safety Certified Terrorist' printed on it stands on a food delivery robot on a city street, making a heart shape with his hands. Cars and city buildings are visible in the background.
  • A muscular man wearing a black v-neck t-shirt with the white printed text 'Flock Safety Certified Terrorist' on the chest, posed against a neutral gray background.
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Flock Certified Terrorist T-Shirt

Flock Certified Terrorist T-Shirt

$19.99 USD
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Pre-Order - estimated to ship September 16th

 

In 2025, Flock CEO Garrett Langley confidently labeled the activists opposed to his surveillance company as "terrorists". I would describe them as Americans, but perhaps Garrett knows better.

 

Screen printed Gildan cotton shirt. image is a prototype for illustrative purposes only. Final product will have sharper and brighter printing. It may have minor variations in design and layout. Printed in the USA.

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This product is not authorized, endorsed, or associated with Flock Safety. It is a work of satire and parody. Please do not use this product for unlawful purposes or in a way that may confuse or mislead people.

Product Variation Notice

Please note that there may be minor variations in product size, color, finish, shape, design, and finish. This may be caused by manufacturing tolerance deviation, changes to material suppliers, and deliberate product improvements or revisions. If you are dissatisfied with your purchase, reach out so I can make it right.

Illustrative Graphics

Please note that images are for illustrative purposes and feature vinyl graphics rather than screen printing. Your shirt will feature high quality, durable, and sharp screen printed graphics!